TONY "I wouldn't kick her outta bed for purgin' cookies."

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PAULIE "In the midst of death, we are in life. Heh? Or is it the other way around?"

MEADOW "I think it's the other way around."

PAULIE "Either version, you're halfway up the ass."

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JANICE "I had therapy. I'm a good mother. I put ma and all her warped shit behind me."

TONY "Well good."

JANICE "Not that I get any thanks for it."

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AJ "I'm depressed. I'm supposed to go around looking for piles of leaves"

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JANICE "I'm afraid I have bad news. Bobby's dead"

UNCLE JUNIOR "Ambassador Hotel."

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CARMELA "He spent $200 on a set of CDs that teach Arabic."

TONY "Jesus Christ. Come on. 'Shish kebob.' What else to you need to know?"

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MEADOW "What I said was, the state can crush the individual."

TONY "New Jersey?"

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PAULIE "One time at the Bing, I was alone to meet Eddy Lind. I saw the Virgin Mary."

TONY "Why didn't you say somethin'? F**k strippers - we could had a shrine. Sold holy water in gallon jugs, we coulda made billions."