Christopher "I'm telling you, you ain't seen this many cops lined up since the centennial of the Dunkin Donuts."

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Tony "Ho, look at that wrist action! All those years yankin' it are finally startin' to pay off."

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Carlo "Root canal, they got me on Oxycodone. My whole f**kin' head is numb."

Tony "Well that answers some questions."

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Christopher "How's Little Paulie?"

Paulie "He's f**ked up. He got your flowers though."

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Christopher "You realize by the time Cailtin's outta college, it'll be like the year...20...27 or something?"

Paulie "She takes after you she won't be outta fourth grade by then."

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Christopher "You know my father f**kin' abandoned me."

J.T. Dolan "I thought he was shot."

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Carmela "Rachael Ray was on Leno. We got hungry."