Warren Feldman "I killed her aunt too, I didn't know she was there... And the mailman. At that point, I had to fully commit."

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Larry's Wife "Larry and I hung out on the set. I don't know if you know this, but the actors? They don't make up what they say."

Larry "It's true. Not even DeNiro the girl told me."

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Tony "There he is. So how was Florida?"

Phil "Hot and sticky, like my balls. "

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Christopher "Originally I thought a ballpeen hammer, but a cleaver's better."

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Ginny Sack "You know it's that kind of attitude that probably brought this on in the first place."

Johnny Sack "You gonna start with that again? What about all these six-year-olds with leukemia? What's that from? All their negative thinking?"

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Christopher "It was an idea, I dunno, who knows where they f**kin' come from! Isaac Newton invented gravity cause some asshole hit him with an apple!"