Vito "If you want proof, I can probably get a letter from my doctor."
Tony "A note from your doctor sayin' you don't like to suck cock?"
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Patty Leortardo "Father put it so well last week,'There's nothing gay about hell, he said."
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Tony "I couldn't hit [AJ] if I wanted to. He's so fuc$*&' little. It's Carmela's side of the family - they're small people. Her father - you could knock him over with a fuc$@%' feather."
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Dom "You know the autopsy found a three ball in his side pocket."
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AJ "Maybe I care about the environment. That ever occur to you? 'Wallace and Gromit'- that weighed like fifty pounds. How many trees gave their lives for that, and it just goes to the dump?"