Paulie "Yeah? Well it seems to me the church has plenty in its coffers for all those pedophilia lawsuits."

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Paulie "I'm busy managing the feast."

Silvio "Vice President in charge of Calzones."

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Tony "I told you my feelings, every day is a gift...It's just - does it have to be a pair of socks?"

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Biker "You're fuckin' with The Vipers here, asshole"

Chris "Oooh, really? What's that, your Girl Scout troop."

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Vendor "What if it rains? The Ohio State Fair gives you a rebate for bad weather."

Paulie "Yet another reason I don't live in Ohio."