Silvio "Jason Masucci was down in Tampa visiting his mother - thought he saw Vito in a Jenny Craig. Turned out to be some other fat piece of sh*&."

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Tony "It's the chopping off of the guy's finger, right? I never shoulda told you cuz that's all you fixate on with him."

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Melfi "Sociologists say that twenty-six is in fact the new twenty-one"

Tony "And the new twenty-six is what? I'm forty-six. So that means I'm what, thirty-five?"

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Elliott "I think that's a non-sequitur accusation."

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Tony "What am I supposed to do? Put out an APB 'cause a guy takes it up the ass? It's a victimless crime."

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Caputo "You hear? Goddamn juice place movin' in here."

Patsy "What Jews?"