Tony "There was a time I could bench over three hundred. With a major head cold one time, I did it. You cough with weights like that over your head? You could crush your neck..."

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Dr. Melfi "In some ways, this horrible shooting may provide an opportunity for [AJ] to learn from your mistakes."

Tony "Mistakes? I got caught up in domestic violence. You think it can't happen to you, but it does."

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Tony "Penne Arrabiata...it's what I call him. Red pepper flakes up his ass. He's a f*%$in hothead"

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Carmela "Allegra Sacrimoni getting married. Were we not just at her christening?"

Tony "1980. A fifty pound bundle of joy."

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Chris "Allegra, isn't that a cold medicine?"