Nurse Fiona "Just so you know, depression is very common in post-surgical patients."

Tony "So I should try to be happy, lyin' here, looking at my own guts?"

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Tony "S'pose at home you got a little choo choo train brings the toast from the kitchen right to your bedroom. Takes your dirty socks to the laundry room."

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Phil "No disrespect Tony, but you were in a coma. "

Tony "And that gives you carte blanche?"

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Bob Brewster "Dinosaurs and human beings lived on the earth at the same time."

Tony "What? Like 'The Flintstones'?"

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Chris "No way. T Rex in the Garden of Eden? Adam and Eve would be runnin' all the time, scared shitless. But the Bible says it was paradise. "

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Tony "I'm going to wait for Vito? Hour and a half to take a dump, that guy. Could probably build a jetty with what comes out. "