Salesman "Tony, you never did tell us how you made the jump from selling patio furniture to precision optics."

Psychologist "Repeat the following sentence: 'no ifs, ands or buts."

Junior "I'll do it if I f$#@ing feel like it. Take your ultimatums and stick it in your ass."

Vito "He Marvin Gayed his own nephew. The boss of the family."

Silvio "Maybe the poor f%$# was suffering from inoperable cancer or some shit."

Bobby "Maybe he was a homo and thought there was no one he could talk to about it...it happens you know."

Chris "What about that disease you picked up over there in Diarrhreastan or wherever the f$#% you were."

Chris "I take that terrorism shit seriously. And Tony? Don't even get him started."

Tony "It's a death sentence. You're a Smurf for 10-15 years and then you die, shitting in your pajamas."