Tony to Jr.'s neighbor "The moles, they chew through your sprinklers too?"

Vito "I tell you, one of the best things about droppin' the weight? All new wardrobe. I keep it up I'm gonna need Clothing Anonymous."

Ray Curto "You shoulda called your sponsor before you bought that suit."

Tony "Retirin? What are you, a hockey player?"

Tony "But we are a family. And even in this fucked up age that means something. So we are going to deal with this like a family."

Tony "Forty bucks for a couple slices of fish they flew in first class? I'd say we're more than lucky."

Tony "What was your mother like? She ever let you down, do anything to hurt your feelings?"

Dr. Melfi "Of course she did. She was controlling, manipulative at times. She also never tried to kill me."

Anthony Infante "The hairdo? He's in a beef with the Jew."

Chris "You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig dies of Lou Gehrig's disease?"

Vito to Phil "Finally! I was starting to grow mushrooms out my ass."