"We're from Alcoholics anonymous" - Phil Leotardo

"What's your names?" - Joanne Moltisanti

"Well, we're anonymous" - Phil Leotardo

"Poverty is a great motivator." - Carmela

"What can we say about this guy. The ancient Romans had a word for it: Asshole!" - Larry Boy Barese, toasting Raymond.

"Larry? What are the fuck you doin' here. I thought you were under house arrest." - Tony

"Fuck them. I ever see that prison doctor, God forbid, I'm gonna say, "Hey fuckstick, they ever show you these in medical school? They're called balls." - Larry Boy Barese

"But we are a family. And even in this fucked up age that means something. So we are going to deal with this like a family." - Tony

"I've been your consigliere for a lot of years." - Silvio

"Don't go through a fucking preamble, just tell me what's on your mind" - Tony

"I've known you since you were a kid. Tone. Frankly, you got a problem with authority. " - Silvio.

"What do I want to do about it? I want him to give us the ok to drive over to Brooklyn and clean some fucking timepieces over there. " - Eugene Pontecorvo

"These guys, want to be boss, huh?" - Johnny Sack

"If they only knew." - Tony