"Like Popeye says, I yam what I yam" - Tony

"Well I didn't marry a cartoon" - Carmela

"Don't get me wrong. I always liked your cousin. But whackin' Philly's brother was a major poke in the ass. " - Silvio

"Where the fuck you been? " - Tony

"Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive. " - Christopher

"Anything on Tony B.? " - Christopher

"Nah, he's still on the milk carton " - Silvio

"There she is. My smelly valentine. " - Christopher

"They gotta take out her colon, give her a semicolon. " - Christopher

"That's the guy Adriana. My uncle Tony. The guy I'm going to hell for. " - Christopher

"It's a Hermies. It's supposed to be the best. " - Tony, giving Carmela a scarf

"To the people I love. Nothing else matters. " - Tony