"You know, you're getting a divorce and I see you less than before." - Valentina

"He's in architectural salvage. " - Angelo Garepe

"Old fixtures, windows, toilets..." - Charlie Garepe

"Like Sanford and Son? " - Tony Blundetto

"That's the way Little Carmine and Rusty are doing things over there now. I'm sorry. But Rusty, I think he bangs his wife in installments." - Angelo

"This guy was my old man and my rabbi and my priest all rolled into one. And even though I don't miss one day of it, the parts with this fireplug were the best. " - Tony Blundetto

"Something bad is going to happen. " - Tony, in his dream

"I don't want my husband coming out of there with just his cock in his hand. " - Annette Bening, a la The Godfather, in Tony's dream

"She likes it when you rub her muzzle." - Artie

"What do you got there? A bigger dingus than God gave you?" - Coach Molinaro

"Well, my family was different from other kids' families." - Tony