"That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her. " - Janice, regarding a fellow soccer mom

"Sandy? Sandy? What does she do? She tells you you were picked on by your father and asks you to read her screenplays. I think there's anger specialists. " - Bobby Bacala, on Janice's therapy

"It sounds funny, but it wasn't. He had the hiccups for like a year. " - Christopher

"I worshipped these guys, especially Tony Soprano. When he was by himself, he used to push me on my Big Wheel, teach me curse words. When he was by himself. " - Christopher

"Janice, you're angry. What are your actual physical sensations right now? " - Dr. Seepman

"I'd like to punch you in the face? " - Janice

"They used to call me Ichabod Crain. " - Tony Blundetto

"Who? " - Christopher

"Some very sorry people, that's who. " - Tony Blundetto

"In the old days, the ones that came over, that started this thing, they didn't get mad. They just smiled and nodded and made sure you got it later. That's the whole beautiful point. You know what they say: Revenge is like serving cold cuts. " - Tony

"For inner city kids like me, this was important. " - Christopher, at Uncle Pat's farm

"Inner city? You lived next to the largest shopping mall in New Jersey. " - Tony Blundetto

"When he first heard the term pie in the sky, he volunteered for the 82nd airborne. " - Tony Blundetto

"Him? No way. He's in recovery. " - Tony

"Well if you recover your fucking balls, give us a call. " - Tony Blundetto to Christopher

"These things happen, T. That's why I don't like to talk politics. " - Paulie Walnuts after Tony beats up the Bing bartender