"She doesn't know the difference between fruit roll-ups and Pop Tarts. " - AJ Soprano

"I know, everybody's an idiot to you." - Tony

"There are other things to think about. My husband, for one. " - Carmela, after being asked out

"Well your husband's going to have to get used to the fact that your life is moving on. " - Wegler

"I'm not worried about my life " - Carmela

"Funny thing is, I was sure he was gay. He sort of reminded me of you. " - Carmela to Father Phil

"Violence? You're lucky I didn't put my shoe up your ass. " - Tony

"You see? Now, that's abuse. I know what my rights are. I can call Social Services, and they'll send a case worker." - AJ

"Go ahead, he'll get the other shoe. " - Tony

"I will not tolerate cursing. " - Carmela

"After sixteen years of uninterrupted potty mouth from you people, I get slammed? " - AJ

"Vito! Where the fuck is my Tupperware?" - Paulie Walnuts to Vito Spadafore

"Honestly? The story is very slow. I think he could have said what happens with a lot less words. " - Carmela, about 'Madame Bovary'

"I have to tell you. I haven't been with anyone. " - Carmela

"You're a virgin? This is my lucky night." - Wegler