"Oh, if you think I'm gonna blow this guy for your sick purposes, you are sadly mistaken. " - Adrianna

"What do you got to be stressed about? That bar? " - Christopher

"War, Christopher? The Middle East?" - Adrianna

"You don't listen to the president? We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fuckin' world. The whole world's gonna be under our control. So what are you worked up about? " - Christopher

"I've been having trouble with my stomach. That's why I'm drinkin' White Russians." - Adrianna La Cerva

"Jesus Christ! She's a good looking woman. And she wants to fuck Barney Rubble?" - FBI Agent

"She's a knockout. A ten. And look at you, you're average at best. So you better re-concile yourself with that, or you're going to be paranoid your whole life." - Tony Soprano

"Look, you got someplace, maybe we could talk" - Tony Blundetto

"Listen, it's 3a.m. and I just finished a 17 hour shift..." - ER Doctor

"Any gunshot wounds, broken kneecaps? " - Tony Blundetto

"Are you a physician? " - ER Doctor

"No, I'm a pre-board certified massage therapist " - Tony Blundetto