"This is the same Wegler? From last year? The riccion with the Billy Budds?" - Tony

"(excited)I might be learning disabled!" - AJ

"Meadow was sharper, but I remember the same thing with her. It's like watching an angel fall. They're perfect and then they become like us." - Tony

"Great tax loophole, those SUVs. Told all my clients, write it off on your business." - Ginsberg

"I used to be able to write off condoms." - David Lee Roth