"So they go through labor, big deal. Try a prostate exam." - Jack Massarone

"He was a great man. My cousin says it was Carmine who invented point shaving." - Bobby Bacala

"I got my Associate's Degree already, took me five years, and now like only six months more for my massage license." - Tony Blundetto

"So you wanna run a massage parlor." - Tony

"So, it was the sled, huh? He shoulda told somebody." - Adrianna after watching Citizen Kane

"So what do I find at the Pork store? A bunch of guys beating the meat." - Tony Blundetto

"You let that dry before you put on the second coat? Grandpa Munster over here. " - Tony Blundetto pointing to Paulie's hair

"I tell you, I'm having a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want." - Tony Soprano

"So what's the difference? " - Silvio

"I don't know. It's a mind-set. " - Tony